Nox the Explorer

I absolutely LOVE exploring!!! So, my new cage was a HIT!!! (And it still is!!!)

There are literally FOUR levels and they're all SOOO cool!!! Well, except for the top one. It has nothing on it. But that doesn't matter; there are still THREE action-packed levels to explore!!!

I love them SOOO much!!! Thank you God of Cages for blessing me with so much fun!!!

Owner: *walks in* you're welcome!

AHHHHHH!!! Get away from me you filthy human!!! You're not the God of Cages!!!

Owner: Well, no, but I did put the parts together...

YOU LIAR!!! YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS!!!

Owner: I never said I did; the manufacturers that work for chewy.com where I bought it made it. I only put it together.

Send me to them!!! I want to thank them and give them a present!!!

Owner: What's the present?

Some of my most precious valuables.

Owner: Which are...?

My poop.

Owner: …

-Nox